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Friday, May 25, 2018
Oh no, Climate Chaos!
Here we go again: Uh oh! A subtropical storm has started to form in the Caribbean; climate is changing! Everyone hide! It’s coming for you, so start pumping out the warm air! Start capturing as much carbon as possible and make plastic out of it! Sprinkle the arctic with dry ice! Ban vehicles if they emit greenhouse gasses! It doesn’t matter that the growing season starts off early or ends late, just make sure that the climate stops changing! Ban electronics if they emit ozone! Make sure to block more of the sun's rays from reaching Earth! Make sure that all vehicles and houses are either white or reflective! Make sure that vehicles aren't outside in the sunshine for an extended amount of time, or else they'll start to warm up, and the collective heat that builds up inside will contribute to a warming scenario! https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/news/2018-05-25-subtropical-tropical-storm-alberto-forecast-gulf-of-mexico-memorial
Oh, and don't forget to manipulate the clouds to counteract climate chaos!
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