I'm going to Portland, Oregon this year!

Yes, you read that right! (I get jealous too easily.) It’s supposed to be a nice place, eh? Then I tour the state of Washington. Leave all of those fake friends behind (not that all of you are). Heh, I showed a picture to someone of myself with a fake leaf that’s actually just a native to North America and they got like offended, that it's one of those that's umm...you know...