Warning! Climate Change Leads To The Return Of Normal Weather!

Let's just be clear...I've warned you by writing this post! First of all, I got frostnip very recently; yes that's a true story. But otherwise, I'd like to warn you about the "impending danger" of climate change. The fact that waterparks near and around Orlando have been closed is something, because for these past few years, almost in a row, we've been having these brutally cold winters; so what will happen? Ah yes! Winters might be colder but shorter? Melting ice is causing more weight on the ocean, hopefully mitigating sea rise by lowering the seafloor. However, melting of ice means that more freshwater is getting mixed into the waters of the Earth, and therefore, the melting and freezing point of water in Earth's oceans will go up, causing increased reflectivity, because, paradoxically, there would (might) be more ice as a result of a warming world! So as a bomb cyclone rages in the Northeast, a potent cold front extends all of the way into Florida! Not too long ago, (in about October) I wrote a post in which I stated that the winter would have one of three various outcomes, one of them being that the winter would be colder than average but shorter than average. A heat wave is coming, as temperatures are ready to rise into the freezing range here in my hometown!