The Camera That I Want

Modern camera wish list:

1. Exposure bracketing using more than 3 photos 
2. Manual focus and aperture ring
3. 8k @ 480 fps RAW
4. At least 17 stops of dynamic range
5. ISO 4 million 
6. Built in 13 stop, 9 stop, and 5 stop ND filter
7. Minimum shutter speed of 1/250,000 second
8. Bulb mode that shows how much time has passed and can do in increments of 1/10th of a second!
9. LCD can be turned off during long exposure 
10. EVF and OVF
11. Interchangeable lenses yet compact design (as in micro 4/3 or smaller)- is it possible? 
12. Revolving lens changer with a variety of prime lenses built in 
13. Medium Format sensor in compact design
14. 180 degree articulated touch screen with option to turn touch off
15. HDR using RAW
16. Touch screen that can be turned off

Based on the current evolution, or rate of advancement of photographic technology, I expect this form of camera to be available as ysoon as 2026 or 2027. Thanks for reading, this list will probably be updated frequently...  and if we can increase video resolution then we can get rid of photography cameras. They will become obsolete. Update: that's about all that I would like to ask for in an upcoming camera.