Weather clashes with war (fiction)

In the midst of elements, the collision of freezing rain and raging fire is met with overpowering ambition. As forces run out along the 10,000 mile stretch of land stretching north to south, they come across both polar and extremely hot conditions. In the middle are the intermediate temperate regions dominated by lightning and thunder, as well as downdrafts. Everything starts to get warmer, with enormous ice chunks venturing from the northern and southern extremities of the peninsula, mixing things up for the armies, as the enormous icebergs, made up of supercooled nitrogen, cause extreme temperature shifts and bubbles of cold, as well as rapid mixtures of clouds as the two armies fight against each other. Extremely Hot acid rain races down from above, drenching the frozen chunks of nitrogen, creating tiny microbursts which cause booms, as they neutralize the extremely basic nitrogen (nitrogen is mixed with a base). Meanwhile, the Northern Polar Whiteshirts collide with the Southern Polar Blackshirts, making for spectacular art as seen from space. And while war rages on, the relentless ferocity of nature takes it's toll on the progression of aggression. A force of 10,000 primitive Whiteshirts fights off against a force of 1,000 highly advanced Blackshirts amidst an inland hurricane, the likes of which has never been witnessed before. As war mingles with the forces of nature, a brief blast of gamma rays disrupts all life, making electronics malfunction. Eventually, the supervolcano erupts, causing the reversal of warmth along the entire expanse of the peninsula.